Proud to be a pervert!

So, I was sitting here tonight having a quiet cigarette, annoying myself by reading yet another "men are perverts and should have their naughty bits chopped off with a rusty butter knife" post. Posts like that makes me want to give up women all together, and I'm contemplating how much easier life would be if I was gay. Seriously.

First of all, posts like that are usually (in my experience) written by girls who aren't getting any or by girls who's boyfriend/significant other has done them wrong. Why do they then insist on blaming all men for the shortcomings of a few? And, secondly, why is this neo-puritanism so evident in their posts? Why do they insist that THEIR sexual preferences are the only ones to even be considered "right"?

I'll be the first to admit I'm a bit of a deviant! In fact, I like my sex all the way from plain (vanilla) to spectacularly sordid, and I'm more than willing to tell you about it. I'm also heavily into porn, and I'll tell you what I like about that too.

In posts to come, I'll tell you more, give hints and show you links and pictures. If you don't like this stuff, you might want to go somewhere else, but if you stay, I'll give you a treat!